Food Funnies

I came across this website today and found some funny Food Jokes. Here are my favs:

"Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat." - Jim Davis

"I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. " - Arnold Schwarzenegger

"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." - Anonymous

"Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W.C. Fields